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A long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone. Wait.

It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris.

Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the wiki and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE LOLOLOLOLOL, but seriously jesus is our lord and savior

Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot Jesus had this gun that could fire crocodiles that burst into flames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the Zombie Pope, Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch.