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 * "Weird Al" Yankovic did not use an inflatable suit to make the video "Fat", he was really fat.
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic is a dealer.
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic has been plagiarized by.
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic had failed to fuck anyone until 2003 (when married).
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic has been gored more than eight thousand times.
 * "Weird Al" Yankovic appeared on The Simpsons.